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Baby - Justin Bieber

2011-09-14T19:37:00.000+07:00

Chord Lirik Lagu | Baby - Justin Bieber

Intro:
C# Bbm F# Ab

Verse: chord gitar
C#
You know you love me, I know you care
Bbm
Just shout whenever, and I’ll be there

F#
You want my love, you want my heart
Ab
And we will never, ever, ever be apart
C#
Are we an item? Girl, quit playing
Bbm
We're just friends, what are you saying?
F#
Say there’s another and look right in my eyes
Bbm
My first love broke my heart for the first time

Chorus: songs and liryc
C#
And I'm was like, baby, baby, baby no
Bbm
I'm like baby, baby, baby no
F#
I'm like baby, baby, baby no
Ab
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
C#
Baby, baby, baby no
Bbm
I'm like baby, baby, baby no
F#
I'm like baby, baby, baby no
Ab
I thought you'd always be mine

Verse: lirik lagu
C#
For you, I would have done whatever
Bbm
And I just can’t believe we ain’t together
F#
And I'm gotta play it cool, ‘cause I'm losing you
Ab
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
C#
‘Cause I'm in pieces, baby fix me
Bbm
Just shake ‘til you wake me from this bad dream
F#
I'm goin’ down, down, down
And I just can’t believe my first love won’t be around

Chorus: doa doa islami
C#
And I'm like, baby, baby, baby no
Bbm
I'm like baby, baby, baby no
F#
I'm like baby, baby, baby no
Ab
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
C#
Baby, baby, baby no
Bbm
I'm like baby, baby, baby no
F#
I'm like baby, baby, baby no
Ab
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Bridge:
C# Bbm
You can give all of your love
F#
But sometimes it won’t be enough
Ab
Never told me this day would come
C#
Now I'm all gone
Bbm
You can give me all of your love
F#
But sometimes it won’t be enough
Ab
Never told me this day would come

Chorus:
C#
‘Cause I was like, baby, baby, baby no
Bbm
I'm like baby, baby, baby no
F#
I'm like baby, baby, baby no
Ab
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Outro:
C#
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bbm
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
F#
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ab
Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone
C#
I'm gone

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Swift Taylor - American Boy | Chord Lirik Lagu

2011-09-14T19:29:00.000+07:00

Swift Taylor - American Boy | Chord Lirik Lagu Mancanegara

Capo on 2nd fret

           G
American boy
            D
Living life as it goes.
              Am       C
Sittin on the fencepost
             G
Livin in the light. songs and liryc

G
American boy
             D
Livin in the real world.
              Am          C
Tryin just to get the girl
            G
Tryin to survive.  chord gitar

    G                         D
The simple things in life are always new
Am                      C
Growing up on Sand Hill Avenue.
    G                          D
And mama makes her cookies and daddy’s just
    Am                       C
The greatest living hero that ever was.
G                         D            Am
Nothing in this world can ever once destroy
    C                   G
The hope of an American boy.

             D
Livin off of bar tips
            Am         C
Tryin for relationships.  lirik lagu
           G
Lookin for love.

            G
Suddenly he finds
            D
An American beauty
            Am   C
Suddenly it hits:
                 G
She’s sent from above.

G D Am C

    G                         D
The simple things in life are always new

Am                      C
Growing up on Sand Hill Avenue.
    G                          C
And mama makes her cookies and daddy’s just
    Am                       C
The greatest living hero that ever was.
G                         D            Am
Nothing in this world can ever once destroy
    C                    G
The dream of an American boy.
Chord Lagu Mancanegara

G G G G G

         G
American boy
              D
Raising little baby,
                      Am   C
Keeps hearing “Daddy, maybe
             G
I’ll be like you.”   chord lagu

         G
Suddenly alive,
                  D
Seems just like a new toy.
               Am  C
There’s strong love
         G 
American boy.
doa doa islami

    G                         D
The simple things in life are always new
Am                       C
Growing up on Grand View Avenue.
    G                          D
And mama makes her cookies and daddy’s just
    Am                        C
The greatest living hero that ever was.
G                          D            Am  C
Nothing in this world will ever once destroy
    G                          D            Am   
No, nothing in this world will ever once destroy
    C                   G   G G G G
The hope of an American boy.

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Lady Gaga - You and I

2011-09-14T19:18:00.000+07:00

Lady Gaga - You and I | Chord Lirik Lagu Mancanegara

(hammer on and pull off D-Dsus2, A-Asus2 for embellishment that closely matches the piano)

A
It's been a long time since I came around
Dsus2
It's been along time but I'm back in town
D                                    A
But this time I'm not leavin without you  chord liryc

A
You taste like whiskey when you kiss me oh
Dsus2
I'll give up anything again to be your baby doll
D                                     A
Yeah this time I'm not leavin without you

D            
You said sit back down where you belong
A                                 G
In the corner of my bar with your high heels on
D
Sit back down on the couch where we
E
Made love for the first time

And you said to me    chord gitar

D                                      A
There's something something about this place
D                                    A                G
Something about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
D                            A             G
Something something about my cool Nebraska guy
E
Yeah something about
             A
Baby you and I

(same as previous verses) lirik lagu

Been two years since I let you go
I could've listened to a joke for rock n roll
And muscle cars drove a truck right through my heart

On my birthday you sang me a heart of gold
With a guitar hummin and no clothes
This time I'm not leavin without you

Sit back down where you belong
In the corner of my bar with your high heels on
Sit back down on the couch where we
Made love for the first time and you said to me

There's something something about this place
Something about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something something about my cool Nebraska guy
Yeah something something about you and I (little monsters!)

        A
You and I
            G
You you and I
            D
You you and I
            A
You you and I
        G
You and I
            D
You you and I
            A
You you and I

(A-G-D-A piano solo)  doa doa islami

Been along time since I came around
It's been along time but I'm back in town
And this time I'm not leavin without you

(end on A)

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Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera - moves like jagger

2011-09-14T19:08:00.000+07:00

Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera - moves like jagger | Chord Lirik Lagu

Tuning: Standard

Intro, Verses, Chorus, Bridge: Bm7, Em7
Note: To really get the sound of the song, you might want to follow these exact chords:

Bm7    Em7       
14     7      
15     8        
14     7    
16     9       
14     7         
X      X         

[Intro (whistling)]: Bm7, Em7

[Verse 1] chord gitar

Bm7 
Just shoot for the stars,

If it feels right,

And aim for my heart,

If you feel like,
             Em7
You take me away,

And make it okay,

I swear I'll behave.
              Bm7
You wanted control,

So we waited,

I put on a show,

Now we're naked,
              Em7
You say I'm a kid,

My ego is big,

I don't give a shit...
                         Bm7
...And it goes like this,

[Chorus]   chord lagu

Take me by the tongue,

And I'll know you.

Kiss me 'til you're drunk,

And I'll show you.
        Em7
All the moves like Jagger,

I've got the moves like Jagger,
                                             Bm7
I've got the mooohoohoohves... like Jagger...

I don't need to try to control you,

Look into my eyes and I'll own you.
         Em7
With the moves like Jagger,

I've got the moves like Jagger,
                                             Bm7
I've got the mooohoohoohves... like Jagger...

[Verse 2]      lirik lagu
Baby it's hard,
When you feel like you're broken and scarred,
Nothing feels right,
But when you're with me,
I make you believe,
That I've got the key.

So get in the car,
We can ride it,
Wherever you want,
Get inside it,
And you want to steer,
But I'm shifting gears,
I'll take it from here...

...And it goes like this...

[Chorus 2]    doa doa islami

[Bridge]
You want to know how to make me smile,
Take control, own me just for the night,
But if I share my secret,
You're gonna have to keep it,
Nobody else can see this.

So watch and learn,
I won't show you twice,
Head to toe, ooh baby, rub me right.
But if I share my secret,
You're gonna have to keep it,
Nobody else can see this.

...And it goes like this...

[Chorus 3]   chlesea

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Chord Lirik Lagu | TROUBLE IS A FRIEND - Lenka

2011-09-14T18:50:00.000+07:00

Chord Lirik Lagu | TROUBLE IS A FRIEND - Lenka

[intro] Am

Am
Trouble he will find you, no matter where you go. Oh, oh
Am
No matter if you're fast, no matter if you're slow. Oh, oh
G Am
The eye of the storm wanna cry in the morn. Oh, oh
G F
You're fine for a while but you start to lose control

[chorus1] chord gitar
C
He's there in the dark
G
He's there in my heart
Am
He waits in the wings
Em
He's gotta play a part
F C G
Trouble is a friend. Yeah, trouble is a friend of mine, oh ohh..

Am
Trouble is a friend but trouble is a foe. Oh, oh lirik lagu
Am
And no matter what Ii feed him, he always seems to grow. Oh, oh
G Am
He sees what I see and he knows What I know. Oh, oh
G F
So don't forget as you ease on down my road

[chorus2] chord lagu
C
He's there in the dark
G
He's there in my heart
Am
He waits in the wings
Em
He's gotta play a part doa doa islami
F C G
Trouble is a friend. Yeah, trouble is a friend of mine, oh ohh..

C
So don't be alarmed
G
If he takes you by the arm
Am
I roll down the window
Em
I'm a sucker for his charm
F C G
Trouble is a friend. Yeah, trouble is a friend of mine, oh ohh..

F Dm Am
How I hate the way he makes me feel
F Dm
And how I try To make him leave
G E
I try. Oh, oh, I try

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Katy Perry - Last Friday Night [T.G.I.F.] | Chord Lirik Lagu Mancanegara

2011-09-14T18:41:00.000+07:00

Katy Perry - Last Friday Night [T.G.I.F.] | Chord Lirik Lagu Mancanegara

There's a stranger in my bed,

There's a pounding my head

Glitter all over the room

Pink flamingos in the pool

I smell like a minibar

DJ's passed out in the yard

Barbie's on the barbeque

There's a hickie or a bruise

Pictures of last night

Ended up online

I'm screwed

Oh well

It's a black top blur

D Em

But I'm pretty sure it ruled

Yeah

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on tabletops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credit cards

And got kicked out of the bar

So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park Chord Lagu Mancanegara

Skinny dipping in the dark

Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop-op

Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night

D Em C

Do it all again

This Friday night

D Em C

Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots

Don't know what to tell my boss

Think the city towed my car

Chandelier is on the floor

With my favorite party dress

Warrants out for my arrest

Think I need a ginger ale

That was such an epic fail

Pictures of last night

Ended up online

I'm screwed

Oh well

It's a blacked out blur

D Em

But I'm pretty sure it ruled

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on table tops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credits card Lirik Lagu

And got kicked out of the bars

So we hit the boulevards

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping in the dark

Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop-op Chord gitar

Oh whoa oh

This Friday night

D Em C

Do it all again

This Friday night

D Em C

Do it all again

This Friday night

T.G.I.F.

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on table tops doa doa islami

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credit cards

And got kicked out of the bar

So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping in the dark

Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop

Oh-whoa-oh

This Friday night

D Em

Do it all again

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2011-07-20T17:11:00.000+07:00

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Mercedes-Benz Mobil Mewah Terbaik Indonesia | wakakak.net 1

2011-05-08T22:31:00.000+07:00

Mercedes-Benz Mobil Mewah Terbaik Indonesia | wakakak.net 1

Mercedes-Benz Mobil Mewah Terbaik Indonesia , Banyak yang jatuh hati kepada model Mercedes-Benz yang satu ini. Kendati memiliki desain yang cenderung boxy, namun desain tersebut justru melegenda dan tidak berubah selama lebih dari 3 dekade. Ya, Mercedes-Benz G-Klasse telah menjadi salah satu ikon penting dari sejarah perjalanan Three-Pointed Stars. Dan belum lama ini, perusahaan bentukan Gottlieb Daimler dan Carl Benz mengumumkan kehadiran dua G-Class special edition.

Yang pertama adalah paket trim berjuluk Edition Select khusus untuk Mercedes-Benz Gelandewagen long-wheelbase. Paket berbandrol €6.375 ini menerapkan konsep laburan dwi warna alias two-tone, sport exhaust buatan AMG dan velg alloy berdiameter 18 inci. Sebagai pelengkap, ruang kabin model ini dilengkapi dengan konsep desain upholstery kulit mewah two-tone design dan trim kayu berwarna piano black. ini bukan cerita lucu

Sementara model kedua berjuluk BA3 Final Edition mengunakan basis Mercedes-Benz G-Klasse short-wheelbase. Di eksterior, kita bisa menjumpai fender flare dengan kelir senada bodi, grille AMG dan velg berukuran 18 inci. Dengan highlight di ruang kabin meliputi balutan kulit berkelir hitam di jok, trim burr walnut dan ambient lighting untuk kenyamanan pengemudi dan penumpang.

Dibalik bonnet Mercedes-Benz menyediakan dua opsi mesin. G 350 BlueTEC 6 silinder yang mampu menyemburkan tenaga puncak 208 hp dengan torsi 540 Nm dan G 500 bermesin 5.5 liter V8 bertenaga 382 hp dan torsi 530 Nm. Di Jerman, G 350 BlueTEC BA3 Final Edition dilego dengan bandrol €90.511 dan G 500 €100.685. Tertarik dengan Mercedes-Benz Mobil Mewah Terbaik Indonesia?

Sudah lama penggemar Gelandewagen di Australia merindukan hadirnya jip mewah lansiran Mercedes-Benz tersebut. Dan sekarang, G-Klasse kembali meramaikan pasar otomotif di benua kangguru itu, diawali dengan kontrak eksklusif untuk Angkatan Bersenjata Australia 2007 silam tidak bisa di jadikan sms lucu .

Menurut kontrak dimaksud, Angkatan Bersenjata Australia memesan 1.200 unit Gelandewagen 4×4 dan 6×6, yang varian pertamanya telah memulai debut tugasnya tahun lalu. Sejak itu, marak beredar berita yang mengatakan bahwa Mercedes-Benz Australia juga akan menjual G-Wagon tidak hanya kepada militer, namun juga untuk kalangan sipil.

Kembali ke 1980, saat Mercedes-Benz berjuang mati-matian untuk menjual G-Class Wagon di Australia. Namun sekarang, dewi fortuna mulai bersinar di atas kepala Mercedes-Benz Australia. G-Class akan dibuat untuk pasar Australia dalam dua varian untuk memenuhi tuntutan dan target pasar yang berbeda. Termasuk 2011 G 350 BlueTEC, yang mengadopsi mesin diesel V6 terbaru buatan Mercedes-Benz yang mampu menyemburkan tenaga sebesar 155kW dan torsi puncak 540Nm. Sementara untuk konsumen yang menginginkan daya membludak bisa memesan Mercedes-Benz 2011 G55 AMG yang dipersenjatai dengan mesin V8 5,5-liter yang mampu menghasilkan lonjakan daya hingga 373kW dan diimbangi dengan torsi 700Nm gigi-clencing.

G 350 BlueTEC dikabarkan bakal diberi bandrol $ 159.900, sedangkan G 55 AMG dapat ditebus dengan merogoh kocek sebesar $ 214.900. sebuah gambar lucu

DRUNKEN LIMP

2010-09-06T03:02:00.002+07:00

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

The Pregnant Turkey

2010-09-04T17:14:00.004+07:00

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!' At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

Why am I tired

2010-09-04T17:14:00.001+07:00

The population of this country is about 237 million.
104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes...